mountincest:

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

whoa

scientist: on average teenagers go on the internet 16 hours a week
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what

meurkrow:

getting a bad grade on something is supposed to motivate you to try harder but it only makes me want to give up and not try at all anymore ever for anything

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

lyrics-are-poetry:

wowcorn:

Two Sides of Tumblr
omg this took forever but i’m so glad to be done. i don’t even know what to say about this ok but click to enlarge

This is actually pretty awesome, the picture is brilliant because it’s not like a lot of the ‘two sides’ things, it desn’t seem to be saying one side it wrong, they’re two halves that make the whole.
itsmydestinee:

My life in a picture

To prove my mother wrong: Reblog this if you’re under 21.

askninjadashie:

image

Yep

(Source: morissey)

arthlete:

This applies to losing weight as well as gaining weight!
Unless you’re like me who can put on 10 lbs in a week like I was born for it.
pathetic-to-athletic:

Where’d you get this clip of me?